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Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Haah memang pon..Sampai bangla kedai cucuq tu dok ligan hang!
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: Aku rase cermin muka yang kat rumah hang tu refractie index dia sangat besaq kot ...sampai muka yang tak hensem jadi hensem!Nak aku sponsor cermin 40 keping,buleh lekat kat dinding ngan siling rumah !

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: only Kimora lee deserved to say that for now!

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: *nods*...continue on my Simcity !

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: I know sumone from Brunei(berlagak cam tatau Bahasa Inggeris)

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: As long as you do your own business!!!

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Your hairdo! I mean your hair , got 'lalat' main kejar2 atas pale you!'Smile'

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR:me too,I dun need sumone that 'extraordinary' from others plus not even in your dream I would say you are my type!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR:I'm just too FABULOUSto understand the word ride!What does it mean in Bahasa???

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: I have an innocent face to make them know that you are trying to make they hate me!(This is a fact , I'm just to000 cute to be hate by people..)

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: *jeling*...Tolong la untuk orang yang pandai menampakkan kebdodohan depan orang , I sanggup tak kawen!

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: can you gimme yours first , so that I can block yours!

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: No. I'm still normal.I dun hang , I sit!My hand just not strong enough to make it from tree to tree...I hope you understand(sambil tunjuk muke tak bersalah)
4) What do you like about me?
YR: I just dun have time to answer this...Gaul nasik untuk kucing I , is my priority now!'meow , meh sini Toi(nama kucing I)'

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Suddenly , I nak muntah hijau!
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Is that the way you call your sister or what???
2) You smell like shit!
YR: I hope I can forgive you for this...coz that's how you smell !Dun try to say that it's mine pulak!
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Awat aku manusia, bukan creature!By the way, ugly is the only word I dunno but you know the word!Fabulous ! you know that word coz you used to have been told by sumone!AND I am pretty sure bout that

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Careful coz I have insured them for this situation!

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: wattevah!
2) I know you still love me!
YR: As much as I love to slap you on your face!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: I should tell you Dr to increased the 'ubat penenang ' dose for you!
4) Please call me...
YR: No, my fingers was too fabulous for that ....
5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR:For at least until tomorrow,pretend as you didn't
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Taktik lame ...(jalan sambil picit henpon)
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: So that's the reason you pakai mekap tebal untuk kaber parut jerawat yang jadi tu la ye???
naru hodd!
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Are you sure I need discount for thing? Look at my LV first!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: Good for what??Your company profit??
(Background music misteri nusantara)==> am I sarcastic or mean?? you decide!jangan biarkan hidup anda diselubungi misteri!